Cue the drum roll, trumpet fanfare, boat parade and RAF flyover, Her Majesty the Queen will now announce the winners of GRACE & MAGGIE ACROSS THE POND.
Without further ado, here’s her majesty, Queen Elizabeth II–a bit tired from all the Rolls Royce riding, hand waving, and moshing at the rock and roll concert, but a promise is a promise–to read the list of winners.
“I am pleased to announce the names of my close friend, Bev’s, book giveaway contest.
>clears throat dramatically<
…Joy Isley, Deborah Malone, Nancy Farrier, Terri Clark, and Nancee M. Now hand me my purse, I need to tweet this.”
Thank you, your highness! Congratulations on your decades of reigning and crown wearing, and also congratulations to all the winners!
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